- attractive boy: hi, I'm famous
- attractive boy: hi, I'm gay
- attractive boy: hi, I'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi, I'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi, I have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi, I don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi, I live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi, I don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi, I'm a fictional character
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